For as long as I can remember, I have always brought out the crazy in people without realizing it. It’s a gift.

My encounters continued today. After paying an OUTRAGEOUS $25 for my eyebrow wax (gotta love being in a big city), I got in my car to drive the .6 miles to my house. In that short distance, I had to honk my horn three times! Two people tried to run into me in the parking lot…in my parked car mind you, and one lady decided to drive in the middle of two lanes with her middle finger up at traffic the entire way. And, no, she wasn’t old/senile or a Plano mom.

Anyway, before I even reached my house, I stopped in Wal-Mart to pick up paint and paintbrushes, and the man at the paint counter got down on one knee and asked me to marry him, no joke…I’m pretty sure I made some disgusting face, causing him to stand up quickly and apologize profusely. Awkward. He later explained that he had just been left at the altar, and his bride to be had my nose shape. Even more awkward/odd.

And, this all happened in a matter of ten minutes or so. As the crazies come, I will write.